The story goes like this...
I wanted a raygun. Badly. I’m sure you know the feeling, you’re here after all. Well, since they hadn’t been invented yet, I figured I’d make one. I gathered a bunch of parts, jammed ‘em all together, sprinkled ‘em with plutonium, and BANG-O! There it was. A space-pistol... a hand-held phase-disruptor... an atomic particle-blaster... well heck, you know what I’m sayin’, a raygun! Anyway, I got to making a few of these so I decided to share them. Each one is hand-crafted and comes with a signed and numbered certificate of authenticity. O, and I’m pretty sure the radiation has worn off by now, but just to be safe, don’t pull the trigger too hard.
Anyway, the rayguns... let me show you them... |