Happiness is a warm raygun.

That is, until it overheats in your hand, causing moderate to severe skin damage. Take a look at what we have in stock. And remember, each piece is hand-made and may differ slightly from the object shown, but is none-the-less guaranteed to leave your friends and enemies shakin' in their moon-boots.

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    X-4K Reliant (Raygun) : $300 USD

    5 Raygun Prints : $35 USD

    HMS Dredflower (Rocket Print) : $10 USD